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>Two weeks ago was my thirty-six birthday, and >兩個禮拜前是我三十六歲的生日， >I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. >那天早上我的心情還不錯。 >I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say >我想 說吃早餐的時候，我老婆一定會高興的跟我說 > "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me. > "生日快樂"，搞不好還會準備一個禮物送我呢！ >She didn't even say "Good Morning," alone any "Happy Birthday." > 結果她不但沒有跟我說"生日快樂"，就連"早安"也沒一句。 > I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember." >我想，"算了，老婆就是這樣�？赡苄『�會記得吧。" > The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. >結果小孩來吃早餐的時候，也是什麼都沒說。 >When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. > 等我到公司的時候，我已經覺得滿沮喪的了。 > As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, > 當我要走進辦公室的時候，我的秘書，珍娜，對我說， > "Good morning boss, Happy Birthday." > "早安阿~~老闆，生日快樂。" >And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. > 我頓時覺得好一點；至少還有人記得。 >I worked u ntil noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said, >工作到了中午，珍娜敲敲我的門，說: > "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." >''你知道嗎？今天天氣不錯，而且又是你的生日，不如到外面用餐吧，就我 跟你。" >I said, "That's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go." >我說，"那是我今天聽到最好聽的話，走吧！" >We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; > 我們沒有到我們平常用餐的地方； >We went out into the country to a little private place. >反而去了郊外一個比較私人的地方。 >We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. >我們點了兩杯馬丁尼好好的享受這頓午餐。 > On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. >在回去的路上，她說，"今天真的是美好的一天。 >We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" > 我想我們不一定要回去公司吧？" > I said, "No, I guess no t." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." >我說，"我想不用吧。" 她說，"那不如去我家吧。" > After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, > 到了她家之後，她說，"老闆，如果你不介意， > I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." > 我想到房間換件比較舒服衣服。" >"Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom, >"當然，" 我興奮的說。於是她進去房間， > in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, >六分鐘之後，她拿了一個大生日蛋糕出來， > followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends. >接著走出來的是我太太，小孩;，以及一群朋友。 > All were singing "Happy Birthday" and there on the couch I sat naked. >全部唱著 "生日快樂" 歌，而我則坐在沙發(fā)上..............一絲不掛。

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